Joe-splains #1: How To Get Your Revenge On Australia's Pitiful Politicians

If you can't punch a politician, Joe Hildebrand shows you the next best thing.

Remember at the beginning of the week when you only had to keep track of who was being kicked off The Bachelor, and not a minute-by-minute play of who is currently our Prime Minister?

(For those playing at home, at this precise moment it's still Malcolm Turnbull.)

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Joe Hildebrand does.

And in this, the first of his weekly Friday installments of Joe-splaining, he's got some rather forceful advice for any MPs who are slowly murdering Australian democracy with their back-stabbing tendencies.