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This Ultimate Wedding Trend Is Not What You Would Expect

Florists and lumberjack grooms rejoice, never has there been a more interesting cross-over hit.

Grooms have complained, and the forests have listened: why do brides and flower girls get to have all the flower-fun at weddings?

The latest wedding trend sweeping social media is beard-bouquets, and it’s making grooms more scented and allergy-inducing than ever.

Step 1: Grow beard

Step 2: Smoosh flowers into it

Step 3: Sneeze and regret nothing (provided you’ve definitely just married the right person).

PLEASE NOTE: DO NOT WATER BEARD UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO HOUSE ANNUALS IN THERE.

Yet another excellent use of a beard.

Frankly, I think this is a hit of an idea. But why stop there?

Surely an Easter Egg hunt can truly become a challenge if you think there’s something hidden in that face over there. And nothing screams Christmas like a tiny nativity scene, complete with a shooting star across the mustache, whilst the bearded subject screams “CHRISTMAS!”

Remember, if you do keep it to weddings and there is a bride involved, just make sure she doesn’t get confused between a bouquet and a beard-bouquet and tear half of her beloved’s face off.