Calls For VAR To Be Scrapped After Disallowed Goal Farce And Coach Send-Off

Hi everybody. Live football from the SCG. That's a sentence we never thought we'd say.

Well, unless we were talking about the AFL. But this is football football. Yes, the Sydney Derby. The blue smurfs against the bogans. Is that unfair? We don't care.

So settle back, tune into the coverage on One, and pop over here for all the vibe and completely, shockingly biased opinions.

In the driver's seat tonight are:

Your ten daily sports editor Ant Sharwood, whose son won player-of-the-year in his Under-12 division six comp last season. Yeah those are about the best credentials in the family.

And we've got young gun reporter Jess Dunne, who basically lives for three things: football, football and football. And who is eating a "deconstructed taco" while we watch the game, whatever the heck that is.

Oh, she's a massive westie by the way, but she's having a bit of a sook because she left her Wanderers scarf at home. Aren't ya Jess?

Seriously, WHAT IS A DECONSTRUCTED TACO? That'd make a pretty good punk band name. Look as far as we can tell, it's a taco without the shell, which is a bit like a kebab without bread or a Chiko Roll without the roll, i.e. a HIDEOUS WRECK OF A MEAL. Anyway.

Ok then. Game time is upon us.

Live Reporting