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This Bikini Site Is Being Trolled Over Their Swimmers And It's Gold

It seems there is such a thing as too high cut.

Or at least, there is for the half a million people of Beginning Boutique's Facebook page, who -- in the past few days -- have clocked up literally thousands of comments about their high cut bikinis.

Like, thousands.

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You see, it turns out that these bikinis magically seem to, well, make your bits look rather odd.  As some were quick to point out, you'd need to be Barbie to wear them...

And quite apart from the idea that women's vaginas even LOOK like that in swimwear on a day to day basis (clue: they don't), people can't seem to work out how they would actually wear them on the beach.

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And instead, they're LIVING THEIR BEST LIVES trying to find other things that the pants look like.

It's genius.

From Borat...

To dog harnesses...

To old school sanitary pad belts...

To cricket protectors...

To 80s swimmers...

To hairstyles...

To a hernia belt...

To Sumo wrestlers...

What a gift. Thank you swimwear gods.

Feature image: Beginning Boutique