Pudding Boobs Are Here To Wish You A Mam-Merry Christmas
Make a tit of yourself this silly season.
When it's not enough to simply wear your love for Christmas on your sleeve -- via an ugly Xmas sweater -- you need to go big. Or should we say, go boob?
That's what UK-based glitter cosmetics brand Go Get Glitter have done with their tit-ular and titillating festive creation: pudding boobs.
It is very much what it says on the pack -- boobs covered in glitter in the shape of a good old Chrissy pud, complete with a sprig of holly on top.
While it's not exactly clear if the mammary adornments are stick-on or hand-painted, the brand did tease some "exciting news" on their November 29 Instagram post.
Perhaps a DIY pudding boob kit is on its way? What a splendid stocking stuffer for nan!
If pudding boobs aren't your cup of festive tea then why not try a bauble bum on for size?
It's undeniably jolly, no ifs or butts about it.
The NSFW Yuletide body art comes after a rather perky Halloween for the glitter brand, which celebrated by painting pumpkins on pert derrieres and lady lumps alike.
It's not the first time boobs have been given a cheeky Christmas makeover. In 2017, it was all about the #reindeerboob ...
The trend for putting glitter on your tit(ters) -- or anywhere on your bod -- isn't that new.
A pair of sparkly boobs is de rigueur for festival-goers these days, and a top-to-toe glitter 'outfit' is an awesome way to celebrate what you've got while still keeping it ~artsy~.
We just hope they all remember a jacket for when it gets a bit ... nippy.
So will you be putting your pudding where your mouth -- or chest -- is this Christmas? It'd liven up lunch with the rellies, that's for sure.
Feature image: Instagram/@gogetglitter.