14 Spicy Chrissy Gifts For That Sassy B*tch In Your Life
Spoil them with something they REALLY want.
We've all got one in our lives. An outspoken, feisty, say-it-like-it-is friend.
They're a dead match for Karen from Will & Grace. Or Rizzo from Grease. Or the sass queen of them all, RuPaul from Drag Race.
They're the HBIC -- that's head bitch in charge -- and they're a hoot on a night out, that's until they offend everyone in the bar and get you both kicked out.
But still, you love them, so treat their sassy asses to something special -- and spicy -- this Christmas.
Let their ears to the talking with this festive and foul-mouthed bling.
Like a bull in a china shop
Because nothing -- NOTHING -- about them is subtle.
It's rude but hey -- it's not your friend flipping the bird, it's the cat.
Let them speak their truth with a pretty plum pout.
A true fabulous bee-atch would wear this with pride.
Don't give a duck
The author reckons that instead of trying to turn lemons into lemonade, we should learn to stomach lemons better. It's a mood we're sure your sassy mate can get into.
In the bag
The product description states, "Very strong bag perfect to hold all those wine bottles from Aldi." Best get two then -- one for you and one for them.
Something to say?
They'll have fun wondering how long it'll take for their friends/ Sandra at work to figure out what their jewellery is really trying to say.
Spell it out
Sometimes sassy people don't have time to be sassy -- with these magnets they can leave a message for their annoying colleague/flatmate/mother-in-law to read later.
Swish swish, witch
What's better than a witch? A sassy, b*tchy witch.
Can't you just see OG sassy queen, GoT's Cersei sipping out of this?
The palette is called 'Throwing Shade' and we're not sure if there's anything more perfect for your feisty friend.
Ensure your mate gets a good eight hours with this up-front sleep mask.
A sassy sister (or brother) needs to rep their sassiness from their head to their toes. Literally.
Feature image: VH1, Typo.