Is The World Ready For LiLo's Pump Rules-Style Reality Show
Is THIS about the pasta???
Anyone who watched Lindsay Lohan's 2014 eponymous ~docuseries~ will know that the princess of party girls does not actually reside anywhere close to reality, but this is a mere detail that has not stopped her from snagging her own reality show.
Rumour has it that LiLo will be returning to the small screen with a new reality show set at her beach club in Mykonos, and that filming will begin in August.
Page Six reports that “Lindsay is telling pals that she has a signed deal for a new reality show,” which will be produced by Bunim/Murray.
According to Page Six' source, the show is being sold as “a cooler, hipper, edgier Vanderpump Rules”, and honestly, we need to talk about this because sorry, but have you SEEN VANDERPUMP RULES?
We're talking about a show that's had 147 cheating scandals, two weddings, two arrests (both Jax's), a divorce, a million fights, a ton of shots, a few thrown drinks, and the bitch slap heard 'round the world.
We're talking about a show where one of the aforementioned weddings only happened because the two participants had a conversation where -- after slinging insults like "you're a bitch" and "let's talk about how your d**k doesn't work" at one another in the weeks leading up to the wedding -- they decided to "bottle it up" and walk down the aisle.
A wedding where the week before they tied the knot, the best man compared the groom to "a f**king battered wife".
A show where, promptly after tying the knot, Tom was revealed to have cheated on Katie. Again.
Our other married couple, you wonder? Well, the season after Scheana and Shay tied the knot, Scheana exposed her husband Shay's prescription pill addiction on the show because she was mad at him for texting another woman, and now they're divorced. Did we mention that he'd been sober for months when she decided to expose him?
Oh, and we haven't even DISCUSSED ~the pasta~!
We could go on, and on, and on, but our point is, what exactly does an EDGIER VERSION of Vanderpump Rules look like? Is the world READY for such a show?
For real though, the only reality show darker and edgier than Pump Rules is Pretty Wild, a show which was unjustly cancelled after one season when its star, Alexis Neiers, was sentenced to jail after pleading no contest to her role in the Bling Ring robberies.
Whether the world is ready or not, LiLo is coming, and personally, we can't wait to see what she serves up.
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