Metal Band's Break-Up Announcement Goes Viral With Shocking Twists
This has more twists than a Shyamalan movie.
You may have never heard of the Toronto-based metal band Witchrot before, but there's good reason to hear about them now.
Unfortunately, it's under sad circumstances. Well, a few sad circumstances.
On Sunday the band posted a photo of a busted guitar cast outside in a pile of garbage with the following message:
"Due to the unfortunate reality of our guitarist f**king my girlfriend of almost 7 years WITCHROT will be taking an extended hiatus. I however will continue the band in another space and time, being ripe with hate the music is slowly flowing and without a doubt will become the most devastating, torturous music I have ever created. Thanks for the support, stay heavy – Peter."
Truly incredible stuff until you get to the footnote:
“Also our drummer died…”
While the cheating allegations may be true, we are pretty sure the intense whiplash of the news of WITCHROT's drummer's demise is actually a reference to Spinal Tap.
So there you go. The most metal break-up of all time.
If you're curious about the self-described "Doom, Metal, Psych, Sludge, Stoner, Satan" band you can check them out at BandCamp.
Featured image: Facebook.