This Local Dog Needs A Britney Spears Education, Sorry!
Let's try to teach this old dog new tricks!!!
We're gathered here today to discuss this video of a dog who has gone viral for being able to sing the classic hit, "Toxic" by the legendary Miss Britney Spears. You can check it out right up there.
Pretty cool, right? Sounds like "Toxic"!
But here's the thing.
This dog is a local.
Guys, the "Toxic" thing? Look, it's a great song, it's just... kinda played out.
In fact, us stans in the Britney Army... we're kinda... over it being the only song of Brit's that ever goes viral.
In fact, the Army has been chatting about it a lot lately:
The thing is, we need to educate locals -- LIKE THIS DOG -- on the many, many, MANY other bops by Queen B that could be going viral at any given point.
Do you want STORYTELLING? Try "Lucky"!
Do you want meme-able inspiration? Try "Do Somethin'"!
Want choreography to copy? Try "Me Against the Music", huns!!!
Want some angsty lyrics for your next Insta? Try "Overprotected"!
Our personal pick for the next great viral track would be the timeless and deeply iconic banger "Gimme More", but we're hesitant to say it in case you OVERDO IT and RUIN THE SONG.
And what about "I'm A Slave 4 U", "Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman", "Hold It Against Me", "Till The World Ends", "Work Bitch", "3" and like at least a dozen other bops? They're all great!
The point is, they should ALL be going viral. Justice for Britney's back catalogue!!!
Anyway, it's a cute dog, it'll be cuter when it knows how to #buyGloryoniTunes, BYE!
Feature image: YouTube / Jive Records