The Internet Is Obsessed With An Incredibly Troubling, Truly Horny Review Of Incredibles 2

Just something to ruin your day.

The internet is a troubling place.

Thanos, the Lost in Space robot, that one tiger from Zootopia you know would treat you right... people have become really thirsty for some very unconventional figures in pop culture. Now, with the release of Incredibles 2 it's super mum Mrs Incredible -- aka Elastigirl -- who has been deemed "dumb thicc" by adoring fans.

Incredibles 2 is the highly anticipated follow-up to the 2004 Pixar film that introduced us to the Parr family. Where the first film saw Mr Incredible take centre-stage, this time it's his wife -- the Incredible formerly known as Elastigirl -- who's in the spotlight.

Obviously many reviews have come out for the film but one has certainly captured a lot of attention. The New Yorker's Anthony Lane wrote a review that can only be described as... remarkably horny.

Here's just a quick excerpt:

"As a rule, any marriage in which one partner can willingly cry out to the other, 'Trampoline me!,' inspires only envy and awe. In the heat of the action, that is what Mr. Incredible says to Mrs. Incredible, in Incredibles 2, and I’m disappointed to report that the action in question is merely the manic pursuit of a gigantic drill that is whirring through a crowded city and demolishing everything in its path, rather than a lazy afternoon in the marital boudoir with the door discreetly shut."

If that isn't DEEPLY TROUBLING enough for you, how about this:

"Take your seat at any early-evening screening of Incredibles 2 in the coming days, listen carefully, and you may just hear a shifty sound, as of parents squirming awkwardly beside their enraptured offspring. And why, kids? Because Mommy just leaned over to Daddy and whispered, 'Is it just me, or does Mrs. Incredible kind of look like Anastasia in Fifty Shades of Grey? You know, the girl in the Red Room, with the whips and all?'"

SIR, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS A FAMILY FILM?????? AN ANIMATED FAMILY FILM???????

Nevertheless, he continues:

"And Daddy just rested his cooling soda firmly in his lap and, like Mr. Incredible, tried very hard to think of algebra. As for how Daddy will react later on, during the scene in which Helen and the husky-voiced Evelyn unwind and simply talk, woman to woman, I hate to think, but watch out for flying popcorn."

?????????????? Sir.

Once a few people caught on to the ridiculously horny review, it became a pile-on -- excuse the phrasing -- with so, so many people cracking jokes at Lane's expense.

But here's the kicker. Lane is most certainly not alone in his deep, unsettling lust for Mrs Incredible, the animated film character. In fact, just a simple search on tTwitterfor either Elastigirl or Mrs Incredible reveals that she has been deemed dumb thicc.

It's gotten so bad the New York Post has published a piece entitled "Hey perverts, stop staring at Elastigirl’s butt". Because in the year of our lord 2018, that's something we need to be reminded.

The internet truly is a deeply troubling place.

Incredibles 2 is out in cinemas now. It's a family film you pervs.

Feature image: Pixar.