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23 Of The Best Reactions To Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Hold onto your butts.

Before we begin, this obviously contains some spoilers for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, so here's your obligatory ~spoiler alert.~

Okay? Cool.

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is finally here, and for whatever reason, everyone still hasn’t learned to STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM DINOSAURS because look what happened every single time for literally the last 25 years.

But just because the flick seems to throw every ounce of logic out the window, it doesn’t mean it’s not entertaining, because it absolutely is, in an absurdly ridiculous sort of way. It’s also very obviously the second film in a trilogy (read: a lot of loose ends) -- but hey, we don’t watch these movies for their scientific accuracy now do we?

So basically this time around, following the insane chaos that was unleashed last time (we hope you're okay cocktail guy, wherever you are), Chris Pratt’s Owen Grady and Bryce Dallas Howard’s Claire Dearing head back to the dino island we saw in the first movie in an attempt to rescue them from an active volcano.

Actually us if we were to be chased by a horde of dinos during happy hour.

But this is Jurassic World, and nothing ever goes to plan, so after saving the dinosaurs for what Owen and Claire think is some sort of conservation program, the baddies are then like LOL jks we're actually going to sell the dinos on the black market 'cos apparently untamable beasts with a thirst for destruction are a hot commodity rn, k bye.

Then suddenly, SHOCK HORROR, they discover the evil scientists have created a new genetically-modified dino called the Indoraptor (a hybrid raptor and Indominus rex, obvs) because why not? It’s not like they’re dangero- oh wait.

Anyway, we don’t want to spoil the film for you, so instead here’s our favourite social media reactions to the film so far so you can make your mind up for yourself...

The film opens in cinemas across Australia from June 21.

Featured image: Universal Pictures.