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Louis CK Jokes About Parkland Survivors, LGBTI Youth, Asian Men In New 'Comedy' Routine

Louis CK is performing stand-up routines once again, and after audio from one of his sets was leaked online, it seems people aren't ready for the return of the disgraced comedian.

Back in August, CK made a quiet return to the stage with an unannounced set at a comedy club in New York -- his first since November 2017, when five women came forward with allegations of sexual misconduct against him. (CK admitted these allegations were true, and issued an apology.)

It was widely criticised, but would you believe, CK was not deterred!

Anyhoo, today in "who asked for this", CK is back, back again.

The news is that audio -- reportedly from a set CK performed at Long Island comedy club Governor's back in December -- was uploaded to YouTube, and covers plenty of hilarious topics like: the Parkland school shooting survivors, how bad his year was, the word 're***ded', and his feelings about gender pronouns.

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Here's some of the "highlights":

On the Parkland shooting survivors:

They testify in front of Congress these kids…What are you doing? You’re young you should be crazy, you should be unhinged. Not in a suit saying ‘I’m here to tell you…’ Fuck you... You’re not interesting because you went to a high school where kids got shot. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get shot. You pushed some fat kid in the way and now I gotta listen to you talking.

On gender pronouns:

I’m so disappointed in the younger generation honestly because I’m 51 years old and I was 18 and in my 20s we were idiots. We were getting high doing mushrooms and shit…I was kind of excited to be in my 50s and see people in my 20s and be like these kids are crazy, these kids are nice…but they’re not!

They’re just boring. Fucking telling me you shouldn’t say that. What are you an old lady?...You should address me…as they/them because I identify as gender neutral. You should address me as there…because I’m a location…and the location is your mother’s cunt.

On feeling sorry for himself:

So, what kind of year did you guys have? I bet none of you had the same year that I had … You ever have a whole bad year? Ever had an entire year that sucks 365 shit cunt days in a row? I mean fuck … I lost so much fucking money in a day. In one day I lost — I’m not gonna tell you how much, but it was millions and millions of dollars. Millions and millions. Just so you know, it’s at least four because three is “millions and million.” So it was millions and millions — it was $35 million, I don’t give a fuck, fuck it. I lost $35 million. You don’t tell people you have $35 million dollars, but you can tell them you lost $35 million because that shit is hilarious.

On... the disappointment of being able to count on your black friends??

You know, people tell you that when you get in trouble you find out who your real friends are. And turns out it’s black people — that’s who you can really count on. But it’s a true thing: When you get in trouble you find out who your real friends are. But people say that like it’s a good thing. That’s not a good thing, that’s a horrible experience! Who the fuck wants to know who your real friends are? I liked having a bunch of fake friends and not knowing who was who. It’s a terrible thing. You’re like “That’s my real friend? Oh fuck. That’s not the one I would’ve picked at all.” “I’m with you!” “Oh, thanks a lot, that’s great. Fuck.”

On Asian men:

"You know why Asian guys have small dicks. ’Cause they’re women. They’re not dudes. They’re all women. All Asians are women. And they have big clits, really big clits, and when they have sex they just stick their clits in each other's pussies and then they procreate using math."

Aaaaaaaand here are some of the reactions:

Anyway, here's the whole thing if you feel like dealing with this:

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