Happy Halloween! Marilyn Manson Is Selling A Sex Toy With His Face On It

This thing is so creepy looking it's more like a dildon't.

Like, remember when Noah Cyrus was selling vials of her own tears for a while and we all thought, "Huh... that's the dumbest celebrity merch we've seen in a while."

Well, Marilyn Manson was like, "Hold my sacrilegious beer bro," and decided to release something... truly spectacular.

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Introducing... the... official Marilyn Manson dildo. A sex toy that includes a painted likeness of Manson's face on the tip.

Happy Halloween! Marilyn Manson Is Selling A Sex Toy With His Face On It
There'll be no Tainted Love with this item as the paint used is apparently environmentally safe. Image: marilynmanson.com.

The Double Cross Marilyn Manson Dildo comes with a velvet bag with Manson's double cross logo "for easy and discreet storage". The face painted at the tip of the sex toy has been applied using environmentally safe paints however the site says it could "fade with multiple uses".

Manson is also selling other Halloween-y merch including a pumpkin stencil.

Complete with a sucker base and made from hypoallergenic silicone, the sex toy retails at $125 USD.

Also is it just us or does the Manson dildo look exactly like if the Babadook took off his hat and coat and revealed that he had no arms?

Happy Halloween! Marilyn Manson Is Selling A Sex Toy With His Face On It
Separated at girth. Image: marilynmanson.com / Entertainment One.

You can check out all of Manson's other merch like t-shirts, shot glasses and tote bags at the official store site. And Happy Halloween I guess.

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