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What Is "BDE"? A Very Important Investigation

It's time to discuss this very important issue that's affecting people globally!!!!!

Hello. Lately, every time we log on to Twitter, we can't help but notice that everyone is talking about BDE, or "Big Dick Energy".

What IS Big Dick Energy, you ask? Well, we conducted a very important and official investigation and we have the ANSWERS you're looking for here today.

Join us on this expedition into the very dankest depths of stan Twitter to unpack just what this is all about, won't you?

Where did this new phrase come from???!!!!

It all began back on June 9, when Twitter user @imbobswaget tweeted the following in the wake of Anthony Bourdain's death:

Why is it "A Thing"?!?!?!?!

As this tweet went viral, it smashed into the whirlwind that is Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson's inescapable relationship, as Ari tweeted-and-deleted the following about her hubby-to-be's assets:

In case you've been living under a rock in some kind of wifi-less, 127 Hours type sitch, "Pete" is also set to be an interlude on her upcoming album Sweetener.

Anyway, with this simple-but-effective tweet, stan Twitter was off to the races and ready to discuss the BDE of Pete and pretty much everyone and everything in the world.

But wait... what IS IT???   !!!    ?     !

Okay, okay, here's the deal. "Big Dick Energy" is the je ne sais quoi, the X Factor, the breezy, effortless confidence that says to the world "I have nothing to prove here because my dick is massive and please know that I could have you screaming in pleasure in three seconds flat if I wanted."

Not to be confused with arrogance, BDE is a flirty, lowkey vibe that permeates one's aura, and subtly communicates to others "hey... I fuck, and I fuck well".

It's the kind of charm that draws you in instantly, that has those first inklings of "let's-get-a-room"-iness dancing through your mind like you're in a Taylor Swift music video.

Do I need a big dick to have BDE? ????               ?!

Nope! In fact, you don't even need a dick.

Here are some examples of people who have BDE, according to the ten daily office:

  • Leonardo DiCaprio
  • Cate Blanchett
  • Rihanna
  • John Hamm
  • Beyoncé
  • Honey Badger
  • Jeff Goldblum
  • Cher
  • Stephen Colbert
  • Donald Glover
  • Jax Taylor from Vanderpump Rules
  • Kevin Federline
  • Terry Crews
  • Alexander Skarsgård
  • Serena Williams
  • Janelle Monáe
  • Idris Elba
  • Martha Stewart
  • Solange
  • Barack Obama
  • Michelle Visage
  • Dolly Parton
  • Oprah
  • Anna Wintour
  • Lea DeLaria (Big Boo from Orange is the New Black)
  • All scorpios

Okay, got it... so what's happening on Twitter??? !!

Well, like all good things, they've evolved beyond discussing Pete Davidson's dick, beyond discussing the dicks of real celebrities, and onto discussing the BDE of your fave fictional characters...

Of objects:

And even places:

In fact, BDE is kind of more a ~concept~ rather than a ~thing~ at this point.

That's what BDE is. Do with this information what you will! Bye!!!

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